But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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