So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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