You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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