Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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