Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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