erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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