i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Randomize
