If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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