I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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