Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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