Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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