ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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