If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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