In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
