Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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