I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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