my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i think im in europe. pls send help
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