Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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