We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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