I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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