yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's Friday. Sex?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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