god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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