i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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