3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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