I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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