Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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