Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He shit in the fireplace
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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