he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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