come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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