haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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