What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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