Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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