How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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