Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The power of my boobs compel you
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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