no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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