this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I bet he comes in French.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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