She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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