Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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