the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
soo... how was my night?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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