dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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