That's intense
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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