My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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