Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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