Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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