you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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