Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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