just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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