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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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(904): View more from Florida

I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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(512): View more from Texas

I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.

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(916): View more from California

nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?

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(616): View more from Michigan

Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.

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(425): View more from Washington

oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture

(1-425): View more from Washington

this is why i will never break up with you

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