Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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