He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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