The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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