laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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