Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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