she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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